On the swings, two boys (9 or 10 years old).
Boy 1: So is your dog going to have puppies?
Boy 2: No. Our dog's a male.
Boy 1: Oh. Well, your dog can have puppies if he marries a female dog.
(3 seconds of silent swinging)
Boy 1: Even female dogs have to get married first before they can have puppies.
Boy 2: Why do you keep talking about dogs getting married?
Boy 1: Uh. Whatever. Watch me jump!
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