overheard at the playground: early political leanings

On the swings, two boys (9 or 10 years old).

Boy 1: So is your dog going to have puppies?

Boy 2: No. Our dog's a male.

Boy 1: Oh. Well, your dog can have puppies if he marries a female dog.

(3 seconds of silent swinging)

Boy 1: Even female dogs have to get married first before they can have puppies.

Boy 2: Why do you keep talking about dogs getting married?

Boy 1: Uh. Whatever. Watch me jump!