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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

why I am intimidated by beets

1. they cause dark red stools, often mistaken for blood.
Posted by Slee at 3:31 PM

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

good god. is this true? if so, i might as well throw those beets out right now.

September 17, 2008 at 6:37 PM
Skim said...

Do beets also make your butt hurt? I didn't know I'd eaten any.

September 18, 2008 at 11:15 PM

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