karaoke notes

to sing at next karaoke outing:
Boston's "More Than a Feeling"

to have skim sing at next karaoke outing:
John Mayer's "Clarity" - but just the woo-oo part

play 3

(lights up)

A: I'm so tired.
B: Just hang on.
A: I can't. My front legs are so weak.
B: Listen to me. We just have to make it to morning.
A: I love you.
B: What? No! Wait...
A: Good bye.
B: IRMA! MOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(lights down)

play 2

(lights up)

A: I keep losing things.
B: Gina stole your razor.
A: I always knew she hated me.
B: Gina is a man.

(lights down)

30 second plays

I propose a new group writing project. 30 Second Plays. Here's my first contribution (recycled):

Play 1
(lights up)

A: Check.
B: What? Damn.
B: Hold up. Check mate!
A: Fuck.

(lights down)